ON A DESK
JOKES Question: What kind of snake is good at math? Answer: An adder. Question: What do you call a boy mermaid? Answer: A merdude! JUMBLE ANSWERS: Pencil, Paper, Mouse, Notes, Computer |
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ANIMALS
JOKES Question: What do you call a witch that lives on the beach? Answer: A sandwitch. Question: What day do fish hate? Answer: Fry-day. JUMBLE ANSWERS: Pig, Bear, Moose, Llama, Gorilla | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
ON THE FACE
JOKES Question: What's green and purple and goes up and down? Answer: Barney in an elevator. Question: Where do hamsters come from? Answer: Hamsterdam. JUMBLE ANSWERS: Ears, Lips, Nose, Mouth, Nostril |
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FEELINGS
JOKES Question: What is a vampire's favourite bank? Answer: A blood bank! Question: How do you catch a unique rabbit? Answer: "Unique" up on him! and... JUMBLE ANSWERS: Shy, Glad, Tired, Upset, Sleepy |