ON A DESK
Question: What kind of snake is good at math?
Answer: An adder.
Question: What do you call a boy mermaid?
Answer: A merdude!
JUMBLE ANSWERS: Pencil, Paper, Mouse, Notes, Computer
Question: What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
Answer: A sandwitch.
Question: What day do fish hate?
JUMBLE ANSWERS: Pig, Bear, Moose, Llama, Gorilla
ON THE FACE
Question: What's green and purple and goes up and down?
Answer: Barney in an elevator.
Question: Where do hamsters come from?
JUMBLE ANSWERS: Ears, Lips, Nose, Mouth, Nostril
Question: What is a vampire's favourite bank?
Answer: A blood bank!
Question: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Answer: "Unique" up on him! and...
JUMBLE ANSWERS: Shy, Glad, Tired, Upset, Sleepy