Question: Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
Answer: He wanted to see time fly.
Question: Why did the boy eat his homework?
Answer: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
ANSWERS: Blue, Yellow, Green, Tan, Orange
WINNIE THE POOH
A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.
"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
ANSWERS: Owl, Pooh, Rabbit, Tigger, Piglet
Question: What's dangerous and swings from trees?
Answer: A monkey with a chainsaw!
Question: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Answer: By norse code!
ANSWERS: Janet, James, Brian, Connor, Benjamin
Question: Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?
Answer: He had a bee in his suit of armour!
ANSWERS: Fans, Sport, Winter, Slapshot, Ottawa Senators