COLOURS
JOKES Question: Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? Answer: He wanted to see time fly. Question: Why did the boy eat his homework? Answer: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake. ANSWERS: Blue, Yellow, Green, Tan, Orange |
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WINNIE THE POOH
JOKE A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. "So what," said a little girl. "I'm four." ANSWERS: Owl, Pooh, Rabbit, Tigger, Piglet | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
NAMES
JOKES Question: What's dangerous and swings from trees? Answer: A monkey with a chainsaw! Question: How did the Vikings send secret messages? Answer: By norse code! ANSWERS: Janet, James, Brian, Connor, Benjamin |
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HOCKEY
JOKE Question: Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener? Answer: He had a bee in his suit of armour! ANSWERS: Fans, Sport, Winter, Slapshot, Ottawa Senators | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

