NUMBERS
JOKES Question: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Answer: Because there were so many knights! Question: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Answer: Because it can't sit down! ANSWERS: One, Ten, Four, Eight, Thirteen |
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WEATHER
JOKES Question:When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Answer:Because there are no pupils to see! Question: What is a forum? Answer: Two-um plus two-um! ANSWERS: Snow, Rain, Wind, Storm, Tornado | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
TRANSPORTATION
JOKES Student 1: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. Student 2: So what's so great about that? Student 1: It's snowing outside! Question:What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Answer: Square meals! ANSWERS: Bus, Car, Bike, Train, Cruise |
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FUN
JOKES Question: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Answer: Lots of blood tests! Question:Where did all the cuts and blood come from? Answer: The school went on a trip! ANSWERS: Park, Play, Toys, Games, Sports |