Question: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Answer: Because there were so many knights!
Question: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Answer: Because it can't sit down!
ANSWERS: One, Ten, Four, Eight, Thirteen
Question:When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Answer:Because there are no pupils to see!
Question: What is a forum?
Answer: Two-um plus two-um!
ANSWERS: Snow, Rain, Wind, Storm, Tornado
Student 1: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
Student 2: So what's so great about that?
Student 1: It's snowing outside!
Question:What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Answer: Square meals!
ANSWERS: Bus, Car, Bike, Train, Cruise
Question: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Answer: Lots of blood tests!
Question:Where did all the cuts and blood come from?
Answer: The school went on a trip!
ANSWERS: Park, Play, Toys, Games, Sports