CRAFTS
JOKES Teacher:Why aren't you doing very well in history? Student:Because you keep asking about things that happened before I was born! Question: Who invented fractions? Answer: Henry the 1/8th! ANSWERS: Paint, Glue, Draw, Paste, String |
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SPACE
JOKES Question: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark? Answer: Floodlights! Student 1: Wish I had been born 1000 years ago! Student 2:Why is that? Student 1:Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn! ANSWERS: Sun, Moon, Mars, Earth, Saturn | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
READING
JOKES Teacher: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left? Student: None, they were all copycats! Teacher: Who succeeded the first Prime Minister of Canada? Student: The second one! ANSWERS: Comic, Paper, Novel, Report, Article |
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AROUND THE HOUSE
JOKES Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once! Teacher: Where did the pilgrims land when they landed in the U.S.? Student: On their feet! ANSWERS: Rug, Lamp, Table, Clock, Carpet |