Teacher:Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Student:Because you keep asking about things that happened before I was born!
Question: Who invented fractions?
Answer: Henry the 1/8th!
ANSWERS: Paint, Glue, Draw, Paste, String
Question: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Student 1: Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
Student 2:Why is that?
Student 1:Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
ANSWERS: Sun, Moon, Mars, Earth, Saturn
Teacher: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
Student: None, they were all copycats!
Teacher: Who succeeded the first Prime Minister of Canada?
Student: The second one!
ANSWERS: Comic, Paper, Novel, Report, Article
AROUND THE HOUSE
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
Teacher: Where did the pilgrims land when they landed in the U.S.?
Student: On their feet!
ANSWERS: Rug, Lamp, Table, Clock, Carpet