TELEVISION
JOKES Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon! Teacher: Why does history keep repeating itself? Student: Because we weren't listening the first time! ANSWERS: VCR, Video, Movie, Funny, Comedy |
FOOD
JOKES Teacher:What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans? Student: Speaking Latin! Teacher:Why did Arthur have a round table? Student: So no one could corner him! ANSWERS: Soup, Fries, Fruit, Bagel, Burger | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
OUTSIDE
JOKES Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening! Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16! ANSWERS: Lawn, Deck, Shed, Grass, Garden |
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SICK
JOKES Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Father: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school! ANSWERS: Hot, Rest, Fever, Vomit, Shiver |