Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Teacher: Why does history keep repeating itself?
Student: Because we weren't listening the first time!
ANSWERS: VCR, Video, Movie, Funny, Comedy
Teacher:What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Student: Speaking Latin!
Teacher:Why did Arthur have a round table?
Student: So no one could corner him!
ANSWERS: Soup, Fries, Fruit, Bagel, Burger
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
ANSWERS: Lawn, Deck, Shed, Grass, Garden
Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!
ANSWERS: Hot, Rest, Fever, Vomit, Shiver