IN THE WOODS
Q: Why did the teacher put the lights on?
A: Because the class was so dim!
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The food!
ANSWERS: BUGS, PATH, ROCKS, TREES, BUSHES
IN THE SKY
Q: What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
A: Square meals!
Q: How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
A: With their eyes shut!
ANSWERS: SUN, AIR, OZONE, BLIMP, PLANES
HERBS AND SPICES
Q:Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
A:Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
ANSWERS: MINT, BASIL, CURRY, GINGER, GARLIC
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
Q: Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir Cumference!
ANSWERS: HAM, BACON, DELUXE, OLIVES, CHEESE