IN THE WOODS
JOKES Q: Why did the teacher put the lights on? A: Because the class was so dim! Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The food! ANSWERS: BUGS, PATH, ROCKS, TREES, BUSHES |
IN THE SKY
JOKES Q: What kind of food do maths teachers eat? A: Square meals! Q: How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships? A: With their eyes shut! ANSWERS: SUN, AIR, OZONE, BLIMP, PLANES | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
HERBS AND SPICES
JOKES Q:Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? A:Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court! Teacher: Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon! ANSWERS: MINT, BASIL, CURRY, GINGER, GARLIC |
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PIZZA
JOKES Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me? Q: Who invented King Arthur's round table? A: Sir Cumference! ANSWERS: HAM, BACON, DELUXE, OLIVES, CHEESE | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
