Hot Dogs
JOKES What creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ? Baaa-nacles ! How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth ! ANSWERS: CHILI, CHEESE, ONION, WEINER, RELISH |
MOUTH
JOKES How do you stop a head cold going to your chest ? Easy - tie a knot in your neck ! Why shouldn't you try to swim on a full stomach ? Because it's easier to swim on a full swimming pool ! ANSWERS: TEETH, GUMS, MOLAR, TONSIL, TONGUE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
FRUIT
JOKES Why did the hen cross the road ? To prove she wasn't chicken ! What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ? Ed-ward ! ANSWERS: APPLE, MELON, PEACH, GRAPES, ORANGE |
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VCR
JOKES Waiter, this soup tastes funny ? Then why aren't you laughing ! Why did the clock get sick ? It was run down ! ANSWERS: MENU, INPUT, POWER, SPEED, REWIND | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
