What creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ?
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
ANSWERS: CHILI, CHEESE, ONION, WEINER, RELISH
How do you stop a head cold going to your chest ?
Easy - tie a knot in your neck !
Why shouldn't you try to swim on a full stomach ?
Because it's easier to swim on a full swimming pool !
ANSWERS: TEETH, GUMS, MOLAR, TONSIL, TONGUE
Why did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn't chicken !
What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
ANSWERS: APPLE, MELON, PEACH, GRAPES, ORANGE
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
Why did the clock get sick ?
It was run down !
ANSWERS: MENU, INPUT, POWER, SPEED, REWIND