What is the coldest part of the North Pole ?
An explorer's nose !
What do computer operators eat for lunch ?
ANSWERS: BRA, SUIT, SHOES, SLACKS, BLOUSE
Why is that man standing in the sink ?
He's a tap dancer !
Where do rabbits learn to fly ?
In the Hare Force !
ANSWERS: KEYS, MOUSE, EMAIL, POWER, MEMORY
How did the witch know she was getting better ?
Because the doctor let her get out of bed for a spell !
What did the witch call her baby daughter ?
ANSWERS: SEAL, TIDE, WATER, WHALE, SEAWEED
How do witch children listen to stories ?
Why can you never swindle a snake ?
Because it's impossible to pull its leg !
ANSWERS: BINKY, BRAIN, MUFFY, ARTHUR, MR. RATBURN