Why do golfers carry a spare sock ?
Because they might get a hole in one !
What book do you buy to teach children how to fight ?
A scrap book !
ANSWERS: HOT, REST, FEVER, VOMIT, SHIVER
What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?
A soccer net !
I've got a terrible fat belly ?
Have you tried to diet
Yes, but whatever colour I use it still looks fat !
ANSWERS: HAT, SHOE, SHIRT, BOWTIE, SWEATER
What sort of ring is always square ?
A boxing ring !
What sort of queue is always straight ?
A snooker cue !
ANSWERS: HEAD, ARM, TOES, CHEST, STOMACH
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
Why did the doll blush ?
Because she saw the Teddy Bear !
ANSWERS: PEAR, BIRCH, BALSA, WALNUT, SPRUCE