SICK
JOKES Why do golfers carry a spare sock ? Because they might get a hole in one ! What book do you buy to teach children how to fight ? A scrap book ! ANSWERS: HOT, REST, FEVER, VOMIT, SHIVER |
CLOTHES 2
JOKES What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A soccer net ! I've got a terrible fat belly ? Have you tried to diet Yes, but whatever colour I use it still looks fat ! ANSWERS: HAT, SHOE, SHIRT, BOWTIE, SWEATER | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
BODY
JOKES What sort of ring is always square ? A boxing ring ! What sort of queue is always straight ? A snooker cue ! ANSWERS: HEAD, ARM, TOES, CHEST, STOMACH |
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TREES
JOKES What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here ! Why did the doll blush ? Because she saw the Teddy Bear ! ANSWERS: PEAR, BIRCH, BALSA, WALNUT, SPRUCE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
