What is the name of the detective who sings quietly to himself while solving crimes ?
Sherlock Hums !
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
ANSWERS: CASH, COIN, PAY, DEBIT, DEPOSIT
Why do pens get sent to prison ?
To do long sentences !
What was the parrot doing in prison ?
It was a jail-bird !
ANSWERS: CORN, ONION, BEANS, CELERY, BROCCOLI
Why did the doctor take his nose to pieces ?
He wanted to see what made it run !
Why is it dangerous to tell jokes to Humpty Dumpty ?
He might crack up !
ANSWERS: CHINA, ITALY, SPAIN, SUDAN, CANADA
What sort of animal is best at getting up in the morning ?
A Llama clock !
I hear you have just invented gunpowder ?
Yes, I was using some candles to light my laboratory and it came to me in a flash !
ANSWERS: VELMA, DAPHNE, SCOOBY, GANG, SHAGGY