MONEY
JOKES What is the name of the detective who sings quietly to himself while solving crimes ? Sherlock Hums ! Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork ! ANSWERS: CASH, COIN, PAY, DEBIT, DEPOSIT |
VEGETABLES
JOKES Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences ! What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird ! ANSWERS: CORN, ONION, BEANS, CELERY, BROCCOLI | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
COUNTRIES
JOKES Why did the doctor take his nose to pieces ? He wanted to see what made it run ! Why is it dangerous to tell jokes to Humpty Dumpty ? He might crack up ! ANSWERS: CHINA, ITALY, SPAIN, SUDAN, CANADA |
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SCOOBY DOO
JOKES What sort of animal is best at getting up in the morning ? A Llama clock ! I hear you have just invented gunpowder ? Yes, I was using some candles to light my laboratory and it came to me in a flash ! ANSWERS: VELMA, DAPHNE, SCOOBY, GANG, SHAGGY | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
